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When I said, “I can’t wait to get home to ravage you,” did you think I was speaking figuratively? “I can’t wait,” is always the same as “I won’t wait.” Don’t forget it, toy.
I get a Mercedes if I can deep throat it?
thought this was a pretty safe bet with my step daughter
God I love this hot redhead
I don’t really get why this is so hot…is it just the tease of knowing what’s there but not really getting to see anything even when quite a lot is being shown anyway?
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I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
And they can’t talk back!
They potty train easier and quicker, you don’t have to buy years of diapers for pets, a couple weeks of pet school is NOTHING compared to college…
Keep it there until you think she’s learned her lesson…